realize I’m getting cheese fries.
Good grades or a good night of sleep is the daily struggle I face.
Veganism is not a sacrifice; it is a joy. With thanks to Gary Francione.
The Collegian is starting to look more like an LGBT newsletter.
Sometimes I accidentally mean mug people on campus depending on the type of music I’m listening to.
“Why’s James cryin? CAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!” -Froggy Fresh
The heart knows its own bitterness, and no stranger shares its joy.
So, to make up for leaving out the cryptoquip sometimes the Collegian decides to have a giant one?
Do all the people who work for PETA live by those guidelines? All vegetables and no meat would be a sad way to live.
The ATHF characters on the ice cream flavor tags at the Derb amuse me so much
Rec Code of Conduct, Rule 83: Do not look directly at the person on the elliptical next to yours.
If you don’t have the Yik Yak app you aren’t living.
Does PETA care if the chicken I eat is organic or not? I don’t care, I was just wondering. I’m still eating the chicken.
Has anyone called 911 yet or is shawty still burning on the dance floor?
Willie the Wildcat would beat the crap out of every other Big 12 mascot, hands down.
Please, take your slow walking pace to another campus!
Guy in my class said we were gonna get 2 days in the 80′s, but instead we get a slap in the face like this.
Q: Why didn’t the rooster ride on the roller coaster? A: He was chicken!