The girl behind me is whispering and I’m pretty sure it’s in Parseltongue.

Man, how do SO MANY fingerprints get on the computer screen? Is there someone who just goes around smudging them all on purpose? Gross!

You’re right, The Collegian *is* such a liberal rag! I mean, I haven’t read any of the articles or opinion pieces or anything; I just read the comics, y’know?

If we have hippie liberals, bless their hearts, running the Collegian, then Kansas isn’t purely a red state.

Hey I’m out early txt me when ur done!

Really, Collegian? The only photo you could find for warm outdoor activities is a guy canoeing in a hoodie and gloves?

Today is not a day to complain, it’s B-E-A-Utiful out!

I don’t see how Algebra is a weed out-class. It’s a 100 level class, and believe it or not, there are applicable skills you can pick up from it.

There’s a special place in hell for people who don’t reset microwaves after they’ve taken their food out early.

Dude is walking around campus with a horse mask like nothing even matters anymore.

Pizza Party Mutha WHATTTTT!? And you aren’t invited.

Secret cheesecake meetings at work are the best.

Every KenKen is a medium. Can we get some KenKens that are larger than a 4×4 please?

I swear the Collegian is ran by a bunch of liberal hippies. Can we get some majority views presented in here. We live in Kansas, a purely red state.

That moment when you see an acquaintance on campus and you need to quickly decide whether to acknowledge their existence or not.

Mmmm, tater tots with special sauce sure do go down easy.

It’s not a college campus without some hipsters slack-lining and kicking a hacky sack.

Shout out to the bike that’s been sitting in Bosco Plaza since Saturday night!

In ‘Boy Meets World,’ whatever happened to Sean’s half brother Eddie and his sister? Oh, boy, I hate plot holes.

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.” -Matthew 6:1

Typical Manhattan. Building a hotel where students could live. We sustain the community. Not a hotel.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this hotel is a bad idea.

If you’re talking about the food industry your source would be better if it were someone in agriculture or a person in food safety.

How can you compare the porn industry and the food industry? One is fantastic, the other is absolutely terrible!

Dear ignoramus who thinks off-campus housing is an issue. I don’t think the destruction of 3 houses and an apartment building will wreck the situation.

I had friends on that Death Star.

College Algebra is a weed-out course? lolololololololololololol

STEM students don’t even take that class. We start in calc 2 or calc 1.

You made enough love to the tree, I don’t need to see anymore tree huggers making love to nature on campus.

To whoever glued a quarter to the sidewalk in front of the Union, the blood of a family of cats will be on your hands.

“But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, (23) Gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law.” Galatians 5:22-23

Student housing is constantly overflowing … Let’s build a HOTEL on Bluemont and Manhattan Ave!

Nice unintentional pun in the comic yesterday, Mr. Logan.

To the person commenting about us being tree huggers, what’s so wrong with that? As I waked through the quad yesterday, every tree but one had someone under it. We use trees everyday, whether we reailze it or not.

I can name more people Chris Brown has thrown punches at than songs he’s recorded.

There is no number for what happened in my bathroom.

Anybody else think this new hotel is a terrible idea, with tuition-paying students in mind? It well take away student housing potential and it’s going to overcrowd Aggieville.

My girlfriend put her Marching Band CD on my Itunes, so while listening to my music on shuffle the Wabash came on and I almost felt compelled to stand up and Wabash in the middle of the Union.

To the guy who called me a tree hugger: We had to do it for a class. Heck, I’d be willing to streak through campus if it’d give me an A.

Miss Graham, the Bible says forgive, not forgive and forget, and don’t problem solve. Do you even read?

The enormous and immaculate West Side expansion can be completed in 8 months while the Union will take 5 full years. One will bring in revenue for the university and one is for the students. Care to guess which is which?

I’m an engineer. I no speak no good. But I don’t consider basic English courses “weed-out classes.”

After scanning over past Collegians from the 70s, I learned the Collegian needs to get a few lessons from those blasts from the past.

Need to work for money, but I don’t want to work.

To the girl on the mic in Hale: We know the circulation desk is closing at 10pm … that’s the 27th time you’ve told us in the last half hour.

“Hey, I hit something,” said no storm trooper, ever.

“Let’s say I have a 6 sided dice …” Sorry, I can’t say that without cringing. If you only have one, it’s a die. Learn your native tongue, professor!

Bearded American flag bandana wearing Nebraska guy in Kramer. Two things: 1. Trim that beard. 2. Go back to Nebraska.

Looks like we found the tree huggers on campus last week.

The fact that a Collegian writer thinks Biology 198 is hard is the reason we need weed-out classes. Only a non-stem person would think that class is a weed-out.

A cross to represent religious intolerance is very ironic if you think about it.